memento mundus mirus

fermetongueule:

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Il y a quelques jours, alors que je marchais dans la rue accompagné par un garçon joliment coiffé, nous fumes arrêtés par une lycéenne en manque de tabac. Le temps que nous lui tendions un briquet, celle-ci s’empressa de nous demander si nous étions en couple, nous affirma ensuite -sans que…

twistedmisconception:

Lol
kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

salmon poke

jaimelelol:

LNI: Always wear gloves when handling corrosives - Imgur

jaimelelol:

LNI: Always wear gloves when handling corrosives - Imgur

blue-author:

eatplentyliftheavy:

kiercetheveil:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

the quote made it

Oh my

Now I just need to make a peanut-free version of this with some other kind of nuts and Milky Ways.

toxichierachy:

Oh my god

jaimelelol:

Crazy image of the Queen Mary 2 and it’s captain - Imgur

jaimelelol:

Crazy image of the Queen Mary 2 and it’s captain - Imgur

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows [boredpanda]

Previously: Animals Wearing Dinosaur Costumes

dbsharpy:

gentlemanbones:

commander-bailey:

4gifs:

It’s cool bro, I can handle this. [video]

He just fucking hands it to him.
The fucking face the elephant makes.

HOHOHOHOOOOOOOTHAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT

dbsharpy:

gentlemanbones:

commander-bailey:

4gifs:

It’s cool bro, I can handle this. [video]

He just fucking hands it to him.

The fucking face the elephant makes.

HOHOHOHOOOOOOOTHAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT

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cacklecas:

thoughtsofallie:

why is life so hard

i hope this is the only thing to survive the apocalypse and some future alien race thinks we are all morons